Two things:

1. Surely if ever there was a sign of the impending apocalypse, it is the $75 cardboard box open-ended toy that encourages imaginative play.

2. If you go to Amazon.com's home page and it senses your Canadian IP address (I'm guessing), you get a big badge that says "Shopping from Canada? Magasinez-vous depuis le Canada?" I am almost certain that "depuis" is not the right word in this context.

Oh, and 3. It is Friday afternoon and I want to go home.